Who is Fred? And how he ended up in my bed!
by:1geek4h!re
Everything you are about to read is true…
It all started yesterday 09/07/12 while my sister and I were out for drive, when suddenly we see what we thought was another dead squirrel in the middle of the road, but as we got closer the corpse grew larger and larger. We weren’t the only ones to take notice, as a little mini cooper was pulled on the soft shoulder trying to catch a closer look. “Holy Sh!t, DID U C THAT, TURN AROUND”
Now on a side note our family has had a few encounters with things that have passed, for example;
One of my dogs found a large chunk of human flesh in the backyard and figured it was worth showing us. Ended up being remains from someone who used a train to commit suicide. Police figured some animal must have brought dropped it in the backyard, and we did have the train tracks directly behind our house.
Then there was my Uncle who had a tenant passaway in his basement, and it was a couple of dayz b4 he was noticed missing.
Oh yeah...
That time my Mom & Sister found the fresh kill on the side of a misty New Brunswick Highway, ended up being a murder, but I think I will save that one for another time, maybe a Halloween Special.
One of my dogs found a large chunk of human flesh in the backyard and figured it was worth showing us. Ended up being remains from someone who used a train to commit suicide. Police figured some animal must have brought dropped it in the backyard, and we did have the train tracks directly behind our house.
Then there was my Uncle who had a tenant passaway in his basement, and it was a couple of dayz b4 he was noticed missing.
Oh yeah...
That time my Mom & Sister found the fresh kill on the side of a misty New Brunswick Highway, ended up being a murder, but I think I will save that one for another time, maybe a Halloween Special.
So anyways back to Fred, so my sis swings the car around and happens to say “remember that time in New Brunswick….......” we pull up to the scene and it’s apparent whatever this is, it got hit and hard.
The head was torn from the torso, and the legs were no ware to be found, the mini cooper was long gone and you can see by the trail of smoke and dust he waisted no time booking it out of there.
So she pulls the jeep over and I quickly jump out, it’s obvious this guy has seen better days and there was no way we could leave him there in the middle of the road.
So I run out dodging cars and grab the head, which fortunately hadn’t been hit as it was resting on the center line, I figured this could aid in his identification and was greatful it was intact. I continued to dodgeed a couple more cars and was able to grab the torso by what remained of a shirt, and quickly got him in the car.
So I run out dodging cars and grab the head, which fortunately hadn’t been hit as it was resting on the center line, I figured this could aid in his identification and was greatful it was intact. I continued to dodgeed a couple more cars and was able to grab the torso by what remained of a shirt, and quickly got him in the car.
It was a quiet ride home and I quickly brought him into my room, I figured if I could get him back together I could snap a shot, and post it on the web to see if anyone could help me with identify him, or possabily someone who knows who he is.
I thought at least it would be a peaceful resting place and noot so disturbing seeing him in multipule peices.
He was found in Pickering, Ontario near the Golf Course.
And if no one claims him I think I’ll keep him he seems to fit in around here ;^)
I thought at least it would be a peaceful resting place and noot so disturbing seeing him in multipule peices.
He was found in Pickering, Ontario near the Golf Course.
And if no one claims him I think I’ll keep him he seems to fit in around here ;^)
Please see attached picture.
Oh, and Fred….well he’s dead!
1geek4h!re
Fred the angry CDN
